My friend said someone sent him a document called: "Discharge cum confirmation and redeposit agreement".

The document is nothing like what it sounds. It sounds wrong. Very wrong. Hahahaha.

Money

It runs the world.

As a very wise colleague once said: "There are very few problems in the world that cannot be solved simply by throwing enough money at it."

And today, I chose to solve two of my current, pressing problems. Sometime this week, I'm going to solve yet another problem.

Hur hur.

Spending money has never been so fun.

I've eaten so many durians last night that my fart smells of durian and my nose snot smells of durian.

The smell permeates EVERYWHERE.

My clothes that are hanging out to dry smell of durian.

My cold water in the fridge smells of durian.

Heck my pillow smells of durian.

What bliss haha

I just had durian, then beer. The good news is I haven't died. The bad news is that I have this stomach ache from deep within that I can't just fart out. And I can't sleep.

Bwahaha - check out the new title to my blog.

Gimme a break, I'm going through a phase. It'll pass.

I'm sure i'll be one of those bald 45 year old men with a Porche one day.