BOOMZ

It really cracked me up to watch the clip of Ms. Singapore on youtube.

Some of the gems:

Right now I'm studying...STEEL"

"If I'm feeling naughty I'll wear something RAT...and LOUD...a piece
of bigini and jeans"

"It's about me. Something you know? BOOMZ"

"You can paid the leopard preens with you know, duck jeans"

"I lurf Leopard Preens"

How I Met Your Mother

I've been spending all my time in Brisbane watching this. Barney
really cracks me up. My favourite scene is him singing Xmas carols
about banging Ted's sister:

(To the tune of jingle bells)
Pulling down her pants
Yanking off my own
Underneath the mistletoe
I'll make your sister moan, oh!
Heather-san, Heather-san
We'll go all the way

(To the tune of We wish you a merry christmas)
I wish I could see her naked. X3
And down on all fours

(To the tune of Hannukah - dreydle dreydle dreydle)
Ted has a little sister
Gets hotter everyday
And if I ever meet her
With her boobies I will play!

(Everybody now!)

Sister sister sister.....

Gosh he's so cool!

I am slowly but surely turning into a roast suckling pig.

Mostly I rot around in Brisbane (How I Met Your Mother rocks! I'm on season 3 - Robin is damn hot), but then on occassion I step out of the house and melt beneath the strong sun.

I don't have any sunblock, so I'm turning black day by day.

Visited Gold Coast today. It kinda sucks. It's all tacky, kinda like a cooler version of Phuket, without the idyllic beaches. I wonder what Monte Carlo, Monaco or Cote D'Azur is like.

Domestic God

How have I spent my wonderful holiday thus far in Brisbane?

Pretty much rotting around.

Today, I cleaned the toilets, and baked muffins.

I am the Domestic God.

Sometimes I wonder, whether there is just one person out there that
I'm meant to be with, or if the universe offers a plethora of
opportunities.

I feel like I'm living in a farm. 10 pm and everyone's like sleeping.
6.40 am my mom wakes me up to go to the market.

And then the rest of the day they do gardening and visit the hardware
store for plants, rakes, hoes and shelves. I just blank out at the
hardware store.

Brisbane's boring as fuck.

And you know what I miss most?

THUNDER TEA RICE.